but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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