You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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