people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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