This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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