So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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