how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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