Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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