D3 body, D1 cock
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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