I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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