I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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