i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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