If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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