Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
This house was built for laser tag.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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