Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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