Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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