they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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