what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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