Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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