So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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