i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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