did you get engaged???
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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