So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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