try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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