im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We left an ass print on the piano.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
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I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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