Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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