doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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