He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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