How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
They are going to name an STD after you.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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