Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
a search helicopter?!
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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