i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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