i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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