If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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