I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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