Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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