he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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