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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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