she looked like the bat from fern gully.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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