omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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