i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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