i just wanna soil my oats bro
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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