I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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