I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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