garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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