My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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