I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
last night I used snow as a chaser
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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