Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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