Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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