apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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