how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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