But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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